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1 wrenchwench  Nov 4, 2010 9:34:34am

Pretty sick screed, but I managed to find a possible rotater:

We will demand reasoned discourse and laugh at their ad hominen attacks.
2 funky chicken  Nov 4, 2010 9:53:09am
We will ridicule, polarize, and render irrelevant the dogmatic, evil leftists.
RINOs will not be tolerated. Leave the party, join the traitors. Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins, take note.

We will demand reasoned discourse and laugh at their ad hominen attacks.

This woman needs inpatient psychiatric care.

3 nines09  Nov 4, 2010 9:56:36am

Her view of the world has her right at the top after she destroys everything not of her. What a pathetic soulless being she is. Wonder where Newt Gingrich fits in. Maybe Director Of Morality?

4 Michael McBacon  Nov 4, 2010 12:36:17pm

Here’s my abridged translation of Ms. Geller’s “manifesto”:

We will destroy all old propaganda media. New media is steamrolling over the deadmen walking.

Let’s cast Hollywood out!


We will repeal the financial reform bill that scapegoated business for the abject failures of the fed.

It’s time to scapegoat the Fed!


We will take back the college campuses.

We will make teaching Intelligent Design mandatory!


We will get on our childrens’ school boards and, just like in Texas, change the whitewashed history books and review the syllabi.

Teh eebil guvmint took our slaves!


Get government out of our lives. Dismantle big government. Piece by piece

We must stop the Zionist Moozlim Occupied Government!!11ty


Deregulate business. Piece by piece. Sector by sector. Unshackle the motor of the country. Free the producer.

(Henry) Ford was right!


We will volunteer in homeschooling networks. We will donate and offer our services in our respective areas of expertise.

For every school, a 22!


Unshackle America. Repeal “hate crime” legislation. All crime is hate. This is an attack on free speech. Islamic supremacists will invoke “hate speech” to kill free speech.

Let’s bash a Paki(stani)!


We will stop funding Ground Zero Mosque Imam Rauf’s fund raising junkets to the Middle East.

We must stop Bush’s Imam’s mosque!


We will ridicule, polarize, and render irrelevant the dogmatic, evil leftists.

We will use the tactics of the BDS movement!


We will crush them with our logic and reason and concrete facts.

We will defeat their Algebra Jihad!


We will demand reasoned discourse and laugh at their ad hominen attacks.

We will use typos to defeat PC spell checkking!


RINOs will not be tolerated. Leave the party, join the traitors. Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins, take note.

We must purge the Republican Party of Lincoln!


We will mandate trips for key liberals in leadership to Iran, Somalia, Darfur, et al, to watch clitorectomies, stonings, and gender apartheid.

We’ve got to scare them into submission!


We will arrange for youth summer camps in Somalia and Darfur for Obama’s youth corps, and tell them it’s the peace corps for the lefties.

We need an English Defence Youth Corp here in the United States!


We will demand accountability from the United Nations, or withdraw from it.

We must water the Mighty Birch Tree!


We will disqualify the Organization of the Islamic Conference at the UN until there is an Organization of the Christian Conference and Organization of the Jewish Conference.

Remember our martyr, Joseph McCarthy!

5 HappyWarrior  Nov 4, 2010 4:53:09pm

What a nut. I’d have what she’s drinking but I have work to do tonight.

6 Dark_Falcon  Nov 4, 2010 6:26:26pm

re: #2 funky chicken

This woman needs inpatient psychiatric care.

Quite Concur.

7 samuraishake  Nov 4, 2010 7:13:11pm

What the hell is the 40 years war?

8 Fenris  Nov 4, 2010 7:39:22pm

re: #4 UNIXon

Well riffed. All that was missing was a screening room and a couple of robots.

9 ClaudeMonet  Nov 4, 2010 10:14:14pm

re: #7 samuraishake

What the hell is the 40 years war?

A conflation of the Thirty Years’ War and 40 days and nights of rain.

Hell, that’s the best I can do without becoming a hate-driven wetbrain like Geller.

10 SanFranciscoZionist  Nov 4, 2010 10:20:22pm

Is it just me, or does this all have a vaguely Maoist ring to it?

We will destroy all old propaganda media. New media is steamrolling over the deadmen walking.

Breaking down the four olds, setting up the four news!
Beating down the bad elements!
Beating down foreign religion!
Beating down the counter revolutionists!

(I leave some slogans of the Cultural Revolution out. I assume Pam is OK with Jesus following and imperialism.)

11 reine.de.tout  Nov 5, 2010 9:42:08am

RINO’s will not be tolerated?

Well … hell.

She sure told me off, didn’t she?

12 jaunte  Nov 5, 2010 1:10:37pm

re: #3 nines09

Her view of the world has her right at the top after she destroys everything not of her.


She’s playing Joan of Orc.


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